Private Parts by Howard Stern

Author:Howard Stern [Stern, Howard]
Language: deu
Format: epub
Tags: General, Autobiography, Biography, Biography & Autobiography, Entertainment & Performing Arts, United States, USA, Spanish, Anecdotes, American Satire And Humor, Thomas, Biography: film, Entertainment & Performing Arts - General, Disc jockeys, Biography: arts & entertainment, Radio broadcasters, Radio broadcasting, Biography: The Arts, television & music, Television, Study guides, Mann, Celebrities, Radio, Entertainment & Performing Arts - Television Personalities
ISBN: 9780671009441
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 1997-03-01T05:00:00+00:00

M ore Hate Mail

I received your reply to my letter and decided to try what you suggested about listening to Howard's morning radio show with an open mind. Attached is a typed copy of a daily diary of sorts with my notes on what I heard each morning for one week that offended me, insulted my intelligence and made me want to change channels.

7/25/91

In discussing Linda Lavin's divorce, Howard says it is

OK for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

7/26/91

Howard says "all women should be skinny" with enormous breasts."

7/30/91

Pee Wee Herman is a pretty easy target this week but Michael Landon??? Howard bashes Landon as not being a real family man because he was married three times. Howard believes himself to be a real family man - he has only one wife and family. However, if his wife gets fat, he will be forced to bang the millions of women who hit on him because he is so famous.

Dear Mr. Stern:

So you're no. 1 in the ratings. That only proves that America is a land of perverts.

Howard:

Your show sucks. That person that says it's the Howard Stern Show now here's Howard Stern. He sounds like a Jewish guy eating corned beef in a deli.

Your jealous of Mark and Brian because they have national tv show. The reason there ratings on tv is not higher because there competing with the most popular tv show Sixty Minutes. Why can't you get a national tv show.

Why don't you do plastic surgery on your ugly face.

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